Findlang

pirate voice for effect

NOW LET ME TELL YA A STORY

YOU MIGHT THINK IT BE VERY GOREY

BUT WAIT TILL I COME OUT OF IT

WITH A STORY YOU BE IN FOR A DORY

ahem

Now kids, we gather around for the birth of a beautiful meme, a story so few of us know about (or care about lol). And this story goes about the story of the story, of a story of a man (who is also the title of this story) named Findlang.

Findlang was once a troubled young lad, who lived on the shore of a beach town in the old times named "Le Noob Island". It was for only the most professional mlg-pirates and haxlEEtnoscoping-swashbucklers. Findlang used to live in a city called "Google", a sprawling metropolis but with terrible corruption of its political officials. Due to internal conflict, the city was destroyed by "MLG PIRATES FOR HIRE LOL XD". Choosing life or death, Findlang decided to take life into his own hands and join the pirates, for his own survival. Life was very weird for him at first, readjusting his social views to fit into this seemingly "dank" alien world.

So, he became a squab (or "skrub" as the pirates called him) for one of the most legendary pirates out there, SNIPARS! (pause for dramatic effect). Ever since then, he's been living a life, drinking crisp, tasty Mountain Dew, and crunching down on the finest and most golden Doritos money/gold/wenches could buy. But they say that one day he will overtake snipars in his dankness, and become the next savior of dank memes.